brushfire"This, yes, this, it was always like this." -Stanley Koehler
REFLECTIONS OF AN EMPTY NESTER
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Do you believe:
a. Obama is a Christian. b. Obama is a Muslim. c. Obama is a Muslim born in Kenya. Do you think: a. Black lives matter. b. All lives matter. Choose one: a. Trayvon Martin was shot and killed by a vigilante who should have been convicted for murder. b. George Zimmerman shot Trayvon Martin in self-defense. c. Trayvon Martin shouldn’t have been wearing a hoodie in the first place. d. Both b and c. Do you believe Colin Kaepernick is: a. Taking a knee during the playing of the National Anthem to protest police brutality. b. A football player who should just accept his $19 million annual salary, play ball and shut up already. c. A traitor to America. d. Both b and c. Do you think Donald Trump’s remarks about grabbing a woman’s p-word was: a. Disgusting. b. Just locker room talk. Do you believe: a. In common sense reforms to keep guns away from terrorists, domestic abusers and other violent criminals — including comprehensive background checks and closing loopholes that allow guns to fall into the wrong hands. b. Hillary Clinton is coming for your guns. c. President Barack Obama is coming for your guns, even though it’s been eight years and you still have them. d. You guessed it: both b and c. Do you believe “partial-birth” abortion: a. Is not an actual medical term, but a political term coined by anti-choice groups to foster opposition to abortions. b. Happens frequently and not just in extreme cases when something has gone terribly wrong or to save the life of the mother. c. Is when a doctor rips a full-term baby from its mother’s womb. Do you believe: a. We are stronger together. b. Only Trump can fix it. c. Trump will make America white again. d. Both b and c. Do you think Donald Trump: a. Cares only about himself. b. Cares about America. c. Cares about you. d. All of the above. If you answered “a” to all of these, you’re #WithHer. If you answered “b” to any of these, you’re a Trump supporter. If you answered "a" to one or more of them but plan to vote for Trump, you may want to reconsider. If you answered “c” or “d” to a single one of them, you’re an idiot.
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Mary Anne BrushJournalist, fiction writer, wife and mother |